jokes on you im not straight

Nuh uh

if my girl 👸🥰😍 and CAL ZONE 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ typing H ⌨️😩 and shiny hunting ✨🔍 in the Hoenn Safari Zone 🚲🤠🟩

What

Only if you’re a woman.

If not then I’m not straight.

Literally rizz 100

Even if being called straight was an insult, I'd still choose to be called straight