rp: ask Interitus something (he won’t kill you)

A: y u so tall :(]
Axi: she’s a bio god

(interitus is a he)
Interitus: …what

(Pretend she said that, they both she’s)

Axi: u a god? Same
A: *mumbles* I wish..

Interitus: …

A: are you a god

Inkmatas: Hello!

interitus: …
(i’m just laughing at that image because interitus is like twice her size LMAO)

(Truth)
Inkmatas: *Hugs Interitus more*

Interitus: Unhand me

…please

Inkmatas: No *More kindness to Interitus*

Interitus: Hm.

Inkmatas: Anything else that I can do?

Interitus: No.

Interitus: …what is it that you want from me?

Inkmatas: how are you doing?

Interitus: …I-

Okay.

Inkmatas: That’s good ^ ^

Interitus: …what are you?

Inkmatas: I’m Inkmatas!

Interitus: …what do you want from me?

Inkmatas: I don’t want anything from you except for you to have a good day!

Interitus: …thank you.
*a wire falls out*
*grumbling*

*Inkmatas gives Interitus a hug*

Saike: why can’t you be my phone anymore

Interitus: Go***amn it. Loose wire

Saike: no it was actually me

Interitus: Go away

Saike: no

Interitus: I will leave them (disappears)

Interitus: I’m going to rip out your spine and use it to hang you

Saike: nope

Interitus: I am NOT your slave! I’m personally glad your wife disappeared.

Saike: *grabs his head*

Interitus: *tries to claw his ribs out*

*it goes through him*

Interitus: Unhand me
(interitus is 9 feet tall jsyk)

(Saike is 5’11 lol)
Saike: no

Interitus: *leaves*

*he trips*

Rift: Hello big robot man, how do you work exactly?

Blu: * appears as ultimate battle [wild west ver] from PvZ2 starts to play*

Interitus: …

Blu: hello and uh one question WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO TALL (lol Blu is the size of a standard action figure)

Interitus: What do you want from me

Blu: I DON'T F**KING KNOW HOW I GOT HERE