So when I was like 7, I was looking at my dad's credit card and realized it has an expiration date, which I thought was the day my dad was gonna die on. I couldnt sleep because I was crying the whole night. The next day, after school, I grabbed my dad's pistol, loaded it and went to the bank he got the credit card from, and pointed it at the employees. They laughed their ass off, until I shot a light bulb off, they stopped laughing immediately. The guy I was pointing the gun at said, scared "Just take the money, please dont shoot me, I have a kid at your age", I nodded negatively and said "I'm not here to take your worthless life, nor am i here for money" and paused for a few seconds. Then continued "You have a wife and a small kid that you need to take care of, right? So does my dad" and the employee looked confused, said lowkey "what are you talking about?" I pulled out my dad's credit card and pointed at the expiration date, said "You're gonna do nothing to him on that day, or I'll make you spend the rest of your life in regret". He felt somewhat relieved, but still scared, walked closer and explained what it actually is as the cops pulled up. It caused my dad some problems too, and I was grounded for at least 6 months.
Now its just some funny memory
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