“This’ll show em!”

That's the whitest sentence I've ever laid eyes upon

What do ya mean? i’m the average white guy.. but not THAT white.. phew me!

It keeps getting whiter

oh. my. gosh! get a crack of this buster, will ya..?!

Time to bring out my inner boomer
"Whaddya mean? I'm the bees knees! You just gotta play it by ear!"

😭 u out whited me wtf

I haven't even started yet
"Listen here buster, you're barking up the wrong tree! The gig is up!"

“Alright, i dont want there to be any trouble guys, can we just settle this fair and square..?”

"Newsflash buddy! You're a real piece of work!"

“Eh?! you better watch it before i kick ya where the sun don’t shine!”

“Argh! Let me at em! Full force!!”

"Yeah, When Pigs Fly! Go kick rocks!"

“Well fluff my feathers. I’ll be darned if you speak to me in such a manner!”

"That's the last straw pal! No more Mr nice guy!!"

“We’ll come and get em! I’ll have you seein stars buddy!”

"Let me be frank here, I don't give a rats ass!!!!"

“Me and myself! I’d had it to my witt’s ends mister! You better come and get it!”

"I'm losing my marbles here! You're on thin ice pal!!"

“Why i aughta… you want a piece of me?! Eh?!! Come and get it!”

"You and what army? I've had it up to here with you and your shenanigans!!"

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA