boom

oh lord. she is naked

She got turned into a fecking charred skeleton and you're saying she's naked,,,

by jove where art her clothes this is unsightly

Her clothes got evaporated in the blast

unladylike >:(

Are you blaming her

are lizards colorblind or something
is her massive eye worth nothing

No

She just dumb ☺️

perceiver of all
receiver of nothing

AU where Illy somehow got hold of the "Little Boy" bomb.

(Nice drawing, though. You deserve an upvote!)

live footage of illy lagging the gmod server

"It's better than the time that giant monster crushed me into a heap of flesh and bones."

"that's not normal either????"

"I'm not normal."

"you can't do these kinds of things in human civilization"

"Well humans are booooooring."

"if you keep doing this then you'll be registered as a national threat
and if you're registered as a national threat then you'll be hunted all the time by the government
and that means you'll always have to run and hide wherever you go
which means I'LL be in trouble for aiding and assisting a national threat"

"...You know I basically can control the ENTIRE government without a trace, right?"

😭

Illy just walking back home as a skeleton

"hi honey"
"hi swee-- OOAAAHGHHH"

*dry bones noise*
"So. It turns out I did not know what I was doing."

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES????"

"Long story short, I failed to disarm a bomb."

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH BOMBS?????"

"Uh...I forgot, honestly

"alright I'm sorry but I'm going have to put you on probation"

"B-B-But"

"a BOMB illy
that's not NORMAL"

"he was my muse" ahh character

I will cry at you

sowwy

how do you fry offensively

*cry

I cry so hard that it's like a fire hose

TEAR BLAST GOO

go go gadget jet setting