(comically bad microphone quality, with massive wind interference) Well, last night the dead body of Asianname Stereotypical was found by the Extremelyfrenchnamehere River, packed in a garbage bag, family members say they are in deep mourning, lets cut to Johnathan Irishname, Johnathan Irishname, is it true he was your best friend's dog's previous owner's best friend's dad's mother's childhood friend?