Illy's parents if they were childhood friends. They never met as kids, but it's a nice what-if.

kindly uncook his steak >:(

Illum just hiding behind Nati

I love how stupid he looks facing straight forward 😭😭

I can't make him look any other way or else it looks worse 😭

how's this

Would that make it look like he's looking down

sorta, I think this is better

Also

Illum casually being able to bench like 250 pounds as a 7 year old

oh dear

The lore reason is that the planet the Lykirians live on has a lot more gravity, and instead of shrinking, they adapted by becoming jacked, which means they're very good at easily gaining muscles

oh that makes sense
you either get ripped or die lol

Yes

If you ever go there, you will find that everyone is strong

if you're a hostile alien will they just grab your UFO and toss you into the nearest star

"Show me your leade-"

Random merchant: "IRKUS E STOTOS PLYN" *Curbstomps them*

"BITE THE THE CURB [alien slur]"
*gently shatters skull by lowering a single toe into the back of the alien's head*

i like my meat raw too

We know, Air