Rp with Zetsubō

CC:how tf did I get here....

Zetsubō: *snaps his head towards them*

CC:you high or something......

Zetsubō: oh what are you...

CC: robot and you?

Zetsubō: A divine being

CC:you seem like the complete opposite of divine

Zetsubō: :}

CC:whatcha eating over there....

*Corpse behind him*

CC: yeah I don't think that's...okay...

Zetsubō: :}

CC:I'm just gunna....*backing away*

Zetsubō: *Tries summoning his scythe, no scythe* hmm....

VT: ...
VT: You good bro?

Zetsubō: keheheh- hmm...?

VT: pfft- y-you ok bro?

Zetsubō: oh what are you keheheheh

VT: I am Virtual, and what are you? Another exe character on drugs? *he appears an image of "Satanos" making the joke more obvious* see what I mean? Are you high or something?

*He just stares and smiles as he licks his lips*

VT: ?

Zetsubō: I wonder how you'd taste...

VT: I- HUH? *checks the "rp level": T* wdym by that?

Zetsubō: keheheh

VT: 🤨

VT: is HE high or something?

(Wring person lmao)

(Lmao)

Zetsubō: *scyth- oh wait, no scythe*

(?)

VT: And who are you to threat me like that...?

Zetsubō: hmmm...no scythe...stupid sexy lady...

VT:

Zetsubō: It's not your business

VT: Nuh uh now I wanna know, what scythe, what lady, why are you threatening me and why you look like you're high-

Zetsubō: my scythe, Na'ze, I don't f**king know and it's insanity

VT: *appeared a paper and its like taking notes* mhmmmmm his inscythity and Na- wait I think i've met Na'ze before.

Zetsubō: hm...

VT: She was nice, we didnt talk much tho *stares at the fouth wall* cuz either M or Ulliam forgot to continue the scene..

(Elsuper: what the-)

(KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE)

Wha-?

Erm he said my name and then something after that

I might have misunderstood it tho)

Lmao

Ulliam: Stop breaking the 4th wall

VT: "And you're to blame"
VT: ahem *looks at Zetsu again* anyways so you know her too?

Zetsubō: sadly...

VT: wdym sadly

Zetsubō: I don't like her

VT: why

Zetsubō: *trauma*

VT: 🤨