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pre-prologue I guess : re-identification (tried new writing styles please be nice)

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Zevver awoke to a loud buzzing, his phone was ringing next to his head. "thats the last time im putting my phone by my bed" he said. he cheked his phone to see what the buzzing was from, he went into a panic seeing the contact that called him. It was the leader of shaderia himself, the planet he was currently on, and supposed to be banned from. Reluctantly he answered the call "hello?" he said, hearing a voice on the other end " ah hello mr. shale, i have good news for you!" his worries of being forced to hide forever started to fade "what is it...oh, and who are you again" he said. The voice replied "zevver this is shad...you know like the current guy in charge.....you knew that right?" zevver paused for a moment before replying "yeah...kinda, anyways so im not in trouble?!" "yeah, that mission you went on with that other girl....what did she go by again uhh......phantasm! right, that mission you went t on with her, well that was a test to see if you were still loyal to y'know.... those guys" shad said. For a ruler he's suprisingly casual zevver thought, "so you guys just needed that base taken out and figured you could get me to do it?" "yep" shad replied. "We've officially lifted your ban on living here." "Really!? that's....that's great!" zevver said ], "although one thing, most people don't know you so your gonna need to go to the nearest lab branch and do some medical tests and stuff so you can be an official citizen of shaderia again, anyways bye" the phone went silent. "great I forgot nobody really knows me" zevver said....

you guys know what maybe its best if I let zevver explain who he is. next part of this story is his pov
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not minding the fac that my creator and his friends are reading my f**king thoughts I walked into the lab. "hey" I said to the lady at the front desk "is there anything about a zevver coming in today?" she asked me if I was zevver shale which obvioulsy was a ye and then she said "go wait in this room, the employee working with you will be here shortly. And so there I was waiting in a room full of science supplies and other shit waiting for the scientists to be surprised at how f**ked up my biology is. The door opened and I heard an enthusiastic voice say "hello" and a girl in a lab uniform stepped in to the room. She seemed a little familiar to me but then i knew why as she said "im xenny quollit, fays cousin." all i could think in the moment was F**K IM GONNA BE KILLED but i tried my best to not seem like i still wnat to kill her cousin (i do not even want to TRY again) "uhhh....im sorry for that i uhhh...couldnt really think striaght at that tim--- you know what can i just explain everything about me i feel like that would just help with writing this y'know file about me?" (trust me it did)"yeah, go ahead" she said
"alright lets start from the beginning"
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and so I proceeded to somehow explain my whole f**king life story in 15 minutes
"i never really knew my family all I really got from the was my name and probably my look too. my parents worked under the xelinrium but that's probably also the reason I didn't know them, they probably got killed. anyways when I was like 6-ish I was raised in some sort of training camp because of a unique ability I had. I was able to modify cells and organic tissues through magic which is the main reason my biology is so f**ked up. anyways that's most likely the reason why they kept me there unlike my parents, fast forward a few years I'm 21 and I get the assignment to track down fay and then.... she lasers me straight in the heart and I meet f**kin god, like I'm not kidding I got sent back here by a cosmic entity." I place my hand near my wrist and a strange glowing ring shows up "here's proof, these chain things connect me to that place outside of our universe" then xenny asked "so I'm guessing that's why your eyes are weird?" "rude but yeah" I replied "anyways during the time I was chasing fay for that mission I was starting to lose my shit like I was goin crazy but somehow getting blasted to f**kin God made me think straight I really owe your sist-" "cousin!" "sorry, sorry cousin that one and I'm sorry about all that, I don't still hate her. anyways that's basically who I am" I finished saying standing up "so anything else you need to know?" I asked "well this isn't important...but does it hurt when you like shape shift with that magic of yours?" xenny asked "yeah it does" I replied "but it has to I gotta keep nerves in there so I don't accidentally rip a limb off, anyways that's it?" then xenny walked over to an apparatus "we gotta do some x rays and scan stuff and then your good to go" she said "great now your gonna get photos of 15 kidneys" I joked.
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after the scans were done (it was a painfully long hour) I walked out feeling different, I don't really know why but I just felt....better

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yo this is actually sick
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Thanks
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Hey this is pretty good
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Please keep cooking bro, I love this
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The plot is great.
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Just put these into smaller paragraphs, but don’t make them too small. Also, use capital letters at the start of each sentence. 🤓
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Ok English teacher
I’m kiddin tho got it
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Again, great plot
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Yeah thanks
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This is pretty good. I like it
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