I'M IN THAT GYM EVERY DAY LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH JUST MY FACE, CAN YOU SAY THAT, JUSTIN? NO ONE CAN, DAD, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO BENCHES 300 WITH YOUR MOUSTACHE & YOU KNOW THAT! THOSE PUNY WISPS YOU CALL FACIAL HAIR WOULD SHRIVEL UP & FAINT AT THE THOUGHT OF SETTING FOOT IN A GYM. I AM SICK OF YOUR INSULTS DAD, I'M A CERTIFIED POKÉMON GYM TRAINER & YOU KNOW THAT! THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING. I MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD BOY, BUT THIS MOUSTACHE IS GONNA TAKE YOU OUT OF IT.