THE that.one.texan.dude announcement template

I did, your hair looks like it was drawn on with a sharpie

whelp

Unfortunately what was in that cup was full of sand

listen i buzzed a while and its growing back slowly and its at the stage where it sticks out

why your hair built like a kindergartener's drawing of hair

idk, im a basic looking human, i guess, NPC, i might add