Ya know, I hate other ladies like that...
Me when man with nice personality:

me fr

(I'm the man with a nice personality)

Wha?

uuuuuh nothing

Chat was that flirting???

hol' up

WAS IT?

no

Me when he's fictional and either a twink or abomination and in rare cases actually normal

Or a bomb rush cf character named faux

I mean atleast you got the name right this time

Lmao

me when actually like me back:

me when i get another victim

me when she has boobs and a fat ass:

me when she (or he) exists: