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Nobody likes salt and vinegar chips like I do

That’s a one way trip to radioactive ass breath, no thank you sir

Bro only cares about how it would effect him and not how good it is

I don’t even like sour cream flavored anything hell I hate sour cream.

I hate tomatoes but I like ketchup

Tomatoes in its fruit form suck ass obviously idek who in the world would just says “man a tomato would hit the spot”

THE PERSON I LEAST EXPECTED

You just eat it like a apple or smth?

how godzilla gets his atomic breath:

I knowwww

meow

*hug*

Sea salt and vinegar, original, bbq are all better tbh