Like bro YALL ALR GOT A MONTH

You say that like all of us like pride month
I really don't actually

Ik. Same cuz like,
Mf why is there a whole month abt whether you like goals or poles or if you identify as a container of chocolate pudding?

Like just why

I think like a gay holiday or even so far multiple lgbtq holidays would be fine but only if they're a day long.
Pride month unironically is stupid because not only does it last a literal month, which is way too long (that's a month of shoving bullshit into people's faces) it also makes people feel prideful about their sexuality which shouldn't be the case, since everyone is born with it and it's not like it's something they should actually feel prideful about since they did literally nothing to be it.

Pride month also has people saying shit about "identifying" as sexualities when that's literally retarded
Like you're gay or straight, you can't just say you "identify" as gay, sexuality isn't chosen based on what you feel like, it's chosen by what your brain thinks is hot or not. You can't chose if you're gay or straight

How abt just pride day on June 1st?

However, instead of pride parades on pride month, I've developed a way for us straights to atleast get a kick out of it. So, it's an NNN like challenge called "no juju june" as in "you didn't juju on that beat"
It's where you can only listen to gay parodies of songs like digbar

As a bi person, that would be funny asf and I agree 👍

I was born in June and I’m bi
idrgaf about pride month tbh