i farted in my grandpa's breathing machine

Your meme is unsatisfactory

No

Yo, I'm looking for a human child with autism to eat. (To put them out of their misery) Do you know any?

Oh god no. I am one

*grabs* So, how tasty are you?

I rub tar on myself all day

Yummy!

No and salt

Even better

Ummmmmm. I rub myself in shit

Yum yum

You are in my realm now

You know what bro. *throws self in the abyss*

Hi! Oooh... This place is creepy!

Nooo suger

What!? I'm trying to help them!

but still
keep your cannibalism fetish away from me

nuh uh