Hey Jesus I need the definition of this word now

Hi Mr. Christ, How you doin? I'd like to find that meme where a car with "booty patrol" written on it is parked next to a border patrol car.

That's f**king wild 💀

He has the answers

I mean he has a point
I ain’t gonna be asking “Hey Jesus! Where do I find catgirl vore?” Although I might ask “how much blood does a human body lose in 3 minutes after getting shot while untreated” he would probably know

Sorry that I possessed you

it’s all good my homie 👍🏻

What pure vessel said, except the blood loss in 3 minutes part

"Hey, buddy Christ, what's good? Can you tell me where to find safe houses from the psych ward? They're after me."

God gonna smite me if I used him as google