Chad Gohan

what the flipidy floopidy

They tried to make Gohan join their school by showing him a magazine full of scantily clad women

Gohan had the chad response

"dawg if you go to school we'll send you porn bi-weekly"
"plants are sexier"
"what"

Focused on knowledge

And not on women

Well there's that one time where Gohan (when he's like 16) gets attacked by Videl and despite being able to dodge it, lets it happen because that attack involved her wrapping her legs around his head

"maybe I should give people a try"
"wow
that sucked"

Gohan and Videl then ended up getting married

"after lengthy consideration I have come to the conclusion that humans are better at wrapping their thighs around one's head than plants."

😭😭😭

Not as freaky as Krillin marrying Android 18 (who is arguably the most beautiful female character in the series 😭)

krillin married a PHONE????

The phone in question:

THAT'S the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN????

There's not a lot of main female characters

is that why they're always so angry

They're usually angry because Goku and Vegeta are never home

oh lol

Gohan's actually a good husband and a dad because he decides not to fight and just has an at-home job

Oh nice