Like mf I shower once every 2 days. HOW IS THAT MUSTY. YALL BACTERIOPHOBES!?!?

what? they actually get smelly after one day

Scientist here: it takes like a week for that to happen

Real

I just shower like 1 every 2 days cuz I like to stay clean

You’re gonna reek at school

Ok softie >_<

ewwwww

Scientist here: it takes like a week for you to reek. That also rhymes so go drink some water from that creek ya lil sneak.

Functioning human in society here: No it doesn’t

Ok uh are you a dumbass that somehow also has 135 iq? No you aren't

Where did you possibly get that information that it takes a whole week?? Also you’re 13 that’s not your IQ.

I'm 14 actually.
And surprisingly I've had 130 iq when I was in 2nd grade so don't even lil bro

Cool story bro