gordon ramsey is his son

He isnt actually a chef and just loves to dress up as one

He has committed arson at a tower because a floating pizza flew to his restaurant and threatened to destroy it with a laser on top of said tower

No.

So he is not Peppino Spaghetti?

he is Terry Yaki

Here's a serious one, he's a distant cousin of Gustavo

he's secretly wearing a lead vest under that coat **just** in case he cooks up a carcinogen

:)

can recognize the type of wood of any piece
by chewing on it

Yes

once he got kicked out of a party coz they found him chewing on a table

LMFAI

in

Hhnff but nb NM jkm

tweak

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Yes.

one time he was cooking some kind of really hot soup and a bubble popped and some got in one eye so now he's mostly blind in that eye

ehh idk

in that case it gave him a burn shaped like a rubber duck that the hides under this hair

Yes

He once mistakenly bought a cosplay Australium Pan because he thought it was magic and would cook amazing food
the plastic melted and he lost the pan, part of the stovetop, and some Brussels sprouts

LMFAO

he now hates the country of Australia

Yes

His wife bought him a cooking board shaped like a heart, and while he loved the gesture, it is incredibly hard to work with
but he doesn't want to throw it away and hurt his wife's feelings

AWWWWWSDOXPJCVMBN

"aw thanks honey!!"
yaki after having to slice carrots on the heart shaped cutting board:

Yes

anyway he has no sense of smell
because when he was a boy he wanted to smell firecrackers

Sadly cannot make that one canon

Ok
His favorite animal is snakes

Yes

one time he cried because he thought he found a dead snake when it was really just a molted skin

NOOOO

"AUAUUGGGHHAAAGAHAHAHHH
oh it's just a molt it's fine"

He likes cooking turkey

Noooo why is he cooking my country

I was talking about the bird

Ik lmao

is friends with the spirit of a dead soldier from the sicilian revolution of 1848 (on the sicilian side)

He commits tax fraud

only eats grilled cheeses