pyro looking up

I agree

so many people trying to capitalize on the greatness of John America, makes me sick

Jane America

Yes

Yep

Why do y'all love users who comment their username on random stuff

Because they’re cool

how dare you. that's John America dipshit

Bruh

Bruh

Cenprella

NobleRanger_

You're username sucks, it sounds like a comedy movie made a crappy parody of range rover car

The fact that you took it as me trying to hate on you, shows that you actually did react that way

ok. I didn't, that's why I didn't respond angrily. I don't care about your opinion on my username, again, pixels on a screen

You will realize I am not just pixels on a screen when I come to your house at midnight.

(I will jerk you off until my palms burn)

I do like your username tho

so.....are you a woman or a male? I need to know how scared I should be

JohnAmericaJr

I agree

Same for TheNarrator

The narrator does plead to those who cant hear,
Perhaps they may be granted the subject of tear.
For your humblest of bards lacks authority to post,
And is akin to form and stature to that of a ghost.

holy cow