YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO HELL IN A WHILE, GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE WHAT HAS CHANGED! Hey Bill, Haven't seen you for around 1000 years; WHO THE HELL ARE YOU-; OH DEAR LORD; Salutations, My triangular fellow. The name's Alastor. Would you care for a friendly handshake. YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME, PUNK? I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS, YOU SMUG, SMILING MORON; ABOUT AN HOUR LATER; I DON'T CARE IF IT GOT ME SENT BACK TO THE THERAPRISM, IT WAS WORTH IT! OH GOD THE POWER'S ONLY ON 1% I'M COOKED BRUH
