Rp with the adorable loser

Scrib: :/

Lay: hello lady

Linda: EEK! ROBOT CAT!!

*lighting strikes another guy nearby*

Lay: huh?
Where?

Linda: *Pointing at Lay, terrified*

Lay: are you robotist?

Linda: *She's too scared to say anything*

Lay: hey? Hello?

Linda: *She curls up into a ball and lies on the floor*

Lay: *nuzzles her*

Linda: *slowly easing up*

Lay: do you have any soap?

Linda: s-soap? W-why?

*She says still a but scared, but stable*

Lay: it tastes good

Linda: Uh... I-if you promise not to h-hurt me... I'll buy you some...

Lay: oh no I won’t hurt you

Linda: a-alright wait here!

*She runs off*

Lay: *starts chasing tail*

Linda: *comes back with soap*

Lay: yaaaay thank you red lady :D

Linda: my hair is pink but-

Lay: *devours soap*

Linda: o-oh my... my entire pay check. Gone like that

Lay: Wut?
I said I liked eating it
Here

Linda: Uh... yeah I wasted my entire paycheck on that soap bar

Lay: check your bank account

Linda: w-what?!

*She checks her bank account*

*theres 100 extra dollars*

Tronus: What are you? Some pathetic insect?

Linda: I... Don't actually...

Tronus: Hm....*he gets some coffee and drinks some from a open faceplate*

Linda: w-where did you get that-

Tronus: A magician never reveals his secrets. *the cup gets ingulfed by Dark Matter*

Linda: *shocked*

Tronus: You are a interesting Human.

Linda: T-thanks?

Tronus: Perhaps when i take over everything, you will be spared and treated well. Have this.

*a small dime sized parasite goes on her shirt which it becomes a pin that looks like this*

Linda: I... uh... T-thank you?

Tronus: I will be sure to aid you whenever you need help. I will protect.

*he sinks into some Dark Matter, which some tendrils fix the door*

Linda: o-okay... I see... uh... *She writes this down on a notebook*

Tronus: Are you a kind of... Human Interviewer?

Linda: I-I'm a secretary...

Tronus: And what is a... Secretary? *he would look at Linda, clearly intrigued*

Linda: I-I uh... I-... basically do all the boring stuff while e-everyone else fights...

Tronus: Interesting... Why are you so afraid of me? Do no be afraid.

Linda: I-I'm sorry I- I have bad e-experience with t-the supernatural...

Tronus: No worries. I have no ill intent towards you. You humans are so fragile.

Linda: o-okay...

Tronus: Now... Why do you observe these fights?

Linda: EEK!

*lighting strikes some guy passing by*

Tronus: *standing over her since hes like 7 feet tall* You look so weak.

Linda: *closes the door and runs inside*

*Tronus punches the door down*

Linda: *Screams in terror as another lighting strikes is heard from outside*

(I would prob do the same if a 7 feet tall armored alien knight busted down the door with one fist)

Tronus: Why so scared?

Linda: Y-You're not human! I don't know w-what you are!

Tronus: Seems racist. Im a Corite.

Linda: A-a what?

*She says more scared for her life than confused*

Tronus: Corite. Inhabitant of the planet Corrella.