"Hmph, I'll probably never be a good villain if I can't get my master plan to work..."

"NO DONT DISNEY VILLAIN YOURSELF AND EXPLAIN YOUR EVIL PLAN THROUGH SONG"

*Uhhmmmmm ablaze casts a spell on you or smth*

Ablaze: "Reveal your secrets. Do it rn no balls."

"I did it with AM for like 2 hours-

(not canon)

Ablaze: "Who's AM."

"australiaman's author OC"

Ablaze: "And what's that..?"

*Music starts playing*

"GOD NO!!!"

*Insert Abz singing*

Ablaze" "LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOOOOOORE"

*slap* "NO BAD EVIL VILLAIN BAD BAD!!!"

Ablaze: "Slap me again and I'll force you to get a banana and shove it so far up your a-"

"ya know I'd probably be into that-"

*using the secret technique of weirding someone out still they stop*

Ablaze: "And?"

"it wouldn't be doing much"

Ablaze: "I'm going to cast a spell on you and force you to reveal your search history."

"I use incognito mode"

(I actually do)

Ablaze: "Then I shall force you to reveal your darkest secrets!"

"uhhhhh do it there isn't much people don't know about me but go ahead"

*till

killmote:hello!

killmote pulls out a bucket filled with a lot of big ol tarantulas

killmote: look at these bugs i found!

Ablaze: "Tasty."

killmote: ok, here ya go then!

killmote throws the bucket at ablaze

*She eats the tarantulas, but only spares one.*