RP (Also known as The Paradox Arc Part 1.5).mp3

Marshadow: Hey Porygon-Z, can I tell you so- What are you looking at?

P-Z: "Whatev, just pay for my new laptop. That one costed me money. Big money. I had to steal from King Olly that's how much it was."

Marshadow: Why don't you go to Blook, he has a laptop.

Porygon2: "Sir we just IP grabbed the artist of the Meloetta art!"

Marshadow: Or one of your brothers laptop too.

PZ: "Get my machete, P2."

Marshadow: You have machete?

*He pulls out a machete and goes out of the fun house*

Marshadow: Ooook. I'm gonna go see how Meloetta's doing rn.
*Leaves P-Z's room*

*A few minutes later PZ comes back with shadow blood on his machete.*

Marshadow: Hey your back, and what's with the shadow blood on your machete?

PZ: "Apparently the guy who drew (or at least distributed) the art worked for Shadow Soul. I'd kill SS now but Blook told me he's relevant to the plot for a bit longer."

Marshadow: Oh. Also, when you called Meloetta a nugget. What does that mean?

PZ: "I was calling her dumb (it's not serious)"

Marshadow: Are you saying she's stupid? If so, she's not. Again, she had a bad experience with the internet. That's why she had to bring out the flamethrower. Idk why a pokemon would bring out a flamethrower out of nowhere.

PZ: "Do you want me to be serious with that, because if you could read the comment, it clearly said "It's not serious" in parenthesis."

Marshadow: I'm only saying this, because you need to get to know her more. I know it's not easy, but it will work out. In fact, you only interacted her in like, probably 10 seconds in screen time.

PZ: "Yeah well she's only interacted with me for that much time too, so she wouldn't know that I'm capable of murdering someone. And giving people seizures if I have Pikachu with me."

Marshadow: ..... I'm sorry to say it to you, but are you a criminal or a murderer? I'm only a curious shadow ghost, whose been living with Giratina for many years ago.

PZ: "We don't need to know your whole backstory every time lil bro"

Marshadow: I don't tell long stories, at some moments.

P-Z: "Vro i'm not joking we don't need to hear White Bomber say the exact amount of siblings of each gender that he has or know you lived with Giratina for many years"

Marshadow: *Sigh* I don't have time for this. I'm going to check how Meloetta's doing rn.
*Leaves his room*

*PZ suddenly gets attacked*

*He comes back*
Marshadow: P-Z?

PZ: "Save yourself... Shadow Soul found us!"

*Marshadow runs out of his room*

*The Shadow who attacked gets stabbed*

Marshadow: Guys! Shadow Soul found us!

Porygon-Z: "Maybe Thanos was right."

Marshadow: Wait? Let me see?
*Looks at his laptop*
Marshadow: What in Arceus's name is this?

P-Z: "I wish I knew."

Marshadow: I hope they don't do this to my girlfrien-
*Sees an art of Meloetta weight gain*
Marshadow: Something tells me if she sees it, she won't be-
Meloetta: Hey guys, what's going-
*Sees the art*
Meloetta: Can you excuse me for a moment.
*She goes somewhere to get something*

P-Z: "I'm just gonna call Pikachu to... do something."

*Meloetta comes hack with a flamethrower*
Marshadow: Uhh, where did you get that flamethrower?

P-Z: "Yeah, uhh, let's take the anime off air for months on end again."

Meloetta: Stand back everyone!
*Uses the flamethrower to burn the laptop*

P-Z: "You absolute nugget of a pokemon! I was gonna go find that guy's address and have Pikachu singlehandedly take this show off air for months by giving him a-"

Marshadow: Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that! It's not her fault that she had a bad experience with the internet before! She had nightmares for weeks about it, and she can't sleep thinking about it. Which is why I'm her comfort whenever she sleeps with me.