So earlier today, I was just sitting chilling on my phone. dad walks in, says "hand me your phone, I'll let you have it once I'm done" and I'm like "ok sure whatever." Two minutes later, he goes and puts it on the charger. I go and pick it up, and not even ten seconds later, he walks in and says "did I give you your phone back? Don't argue with me!" (even though I said nothing at that point) "fine. You want to steal your phone? You can have it. But if you use it at all during the next week, I wipe it and sell it."; Bullshit if you ask me.
