WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND
"HEY! GOT ANY GLUE?"
"WHAT?"
"GOT ANY GLUE?" "NO, WHY WOULD I HAVE ANY- OH."
"THEN I'VE GOT ONE MORE QUESTION FOR YOU..."
"GOT ANY GRAPES?"
AND THE MAN JUST STOPPED, THEN HE STARTED TO SMILE
HE STARTED TO LAUGH, HE LAUGHED FOR A WHILE
HE CONTINUED TO LAUGH. LAUGHTER TURNED TO CACKLING. HE PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN.
THE DUCK WAS FOUND DEAD THE NEXT DAY.
