Okay vent posting done have a goober

OvO

"I have good reflexes."

"can't you even change into anything else????"

"I can turn into a monster beyond comprehension."

"then why not stick to that"

"Because when people look at me like that they start profusely bleeding from ever orfice."

"then why not be something durable"

"Because I'm not that thing."

"what"

"It's complicated."

Milk looking up at Mr for a glass of milk

"I keep telling you I do not like milk I only buy it if I'm gonna bake with it"

"Dude I will literally die if I don't get it

"I thought you only looked like a milk carton"

"No

I need to drink milk or I will die

I need to refresh my carton or I will rot"

"I thought you were some kind of being beyond comprehension why does it matter so much whether or not you have a reinforced cardboard shell
any why out of all things a milk carton"

"Because the voices in my head chose me to be the vessel."

"how do you last more than a day in this thing
if someone steps on you it is OVER"

"I learn to look up.'

"you're smaller than most cats."