POV: Zetsubō is lurking around at night

Shadow: *staring at him on the distance* …

{i got nothin}

(Me neither.. ummmmm)

Na'ze: Still... *Picks up his scythe* guess I'll just keep this

Voiding: Nice... *looks around* wait where's Shadow

Na'ze: wha

Voiding: you know the black guy... maybe he left already idk

Na'ze: well I'ma go now

Voiding: ok then, peace *activates RUSH and leaves*

Na'ze: *disappears*

(Welp, now what lmao)

{idk-}

(Uhhhhh)

Na'ze: *picks up his scythe* Aww he must have left this for me, such a nice guy

Voiding: LMAOOOOOOO
Shadow: can you shut up she may hear us-

Na'ze: Hello Shadow people!

Voiding: Haha- huh?
Shadow: *facepalm* idiot

Na'ze: Hello there!

Voiding: Oh, hello
Shadow: …

Na'ze: *Walks over* Do you guys know that creepy dude?

Voiding: eh kinda yes
Shadow: maybe…

Na'ze: you guys know where he lives? I feel like he left this for me

Voiding: I don’t but Ik someone who does

Zetsubō: I WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU IF YOU DON'T

(Oh so thts why I didnt got the notification)

Shadow: like...?

Gatekeeper: I don't care, get out

Shadow: make me.

*Lifts the three of them up with her magic and throws them through the portal*

Shadow: what the-

Gatekeeper: *closes the portal*

Shadow: *haven’t let go Zetsu yet* huh…

Zetsubō: *biting off the dark energy*

Shadow: what are you trying to do..?

Zetsubō: LET ME GO

Shadow: why should I?

Zetsubō: T-T-Theivery Magic User Gabriel Vanishing Light!

Shadow: *grabs him by the neck with his hands while the spider legs hold him* NUH UHHHH-

Voiding: why that much drama am I right Na'ze?

Na'ze: Yeah I know right...do I look good to you?

Voiding: Uhhhhh yeah I guess so (Like in a "good person, nice people" thing right? Right??) sure

Na'ze: thanks

{ :} }

( ;) )

Voiding: You're welcome-
Shadow: (bro tf are you doing)

Na'ze: now then.

Zetsubō: NO GET AWAY

Shadow: -_-

Zetsubō: Thievery Magic User X! KAMIKAZE

Shadow: hold up what-

Gatekeeper: You...what are you doing here!?

Zetsubō: I'M BEING CHASED BY A PSYCHOPATH

Shadow: *chasing him while holding Na’ze by the arm* GET BACK HERE

*Gatekeeper is the only one there*

Na'ze: Where'd he go...

Shadow: UGH- *they both disappear in a black cloud*

Zetsubō: *Turns uninvisible*

Gatekeeper: Now get off my back *elbows him off*

*Zetsubo’s shadow acts a bit off*

Gatekeeper: Now get out of the Realm of Externus, and don't grab me like that next time...

Zetsubō: Keh, Let me rest woman

Shadow: … *whispering to Na’ze in a way that only she hears* Don’t you dare to make a noise…

Na'ze: *smug face*

Shadow: …?
Shadow: *whispering* just because we are merged in the same shadow doesn’t mean I’ll let you go away with this one now shut up if you wanna get Zetsu ass

Zetsubō: NO NOOOOOO

Na'ze: Hey there...

Shadow: Alright naz-thing do whatever you want or idfk

Na'ze: Okay-

Zetsubō: NO...NO GET AWAY! I KNOW WHAT YOU DO

Shadow: What does she do tho

Zetsubō: SHE'S A F**KING RAPIST! SHE'S THE GOD OF LOVE, THINK OF WHAT SHE DOES!!!

Shadow: *loading* oh.
Shadow: Anyway it’s you tho so idrc

Zetsubō: AAAAAHHHHH

Gatekeeper: Uhh-

Shadow: *looks at Gatekeeper* who are you again?

Gatekeeper: That doesn't matter, Just get out of the Realm of Externus

Shadow: then where do we leave this two?

Na'ze: Heheh... Alright...

Shadow: … *waiting the moment Zetsu lets his guard down*

Gatekeeper: Hey, you're in my realm, I said don't grab me like that again

Zetsubō: I will bite your hand off.

Gatekeeper: *Smack*

Zetsubō: Fine! I was just panicking...

Shadow: hm…

Gatekeeper: Who were you running from anyway?

Zetsubō: o_o

*Zetsu’s shadow moves a bit*

Gatekeeper: Hm? Your shadow...

Shadow: … ♦️

Zetsubō: •-•

*Shadow and Na’ze jump out of his shadow, Shadow then rapidly grabs Zetsu with his arms and spider arms* Shadow: GOT HIM

Zetsubō: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

*Vegeta blowing himself up scene*

Shadow: WHAT THE-
Voiding: uhh-

Na'ze: heheh coo- *giant f**king explosion*

Shadow: *gets completely obliterated (may or may not reappear later)*
Voiding: *gets flown away*

*After the explosion*

Na'ze: *Regen* Aw man, he'd rather blow himself up then spend time with me :(

Voiding: *activates RUSH for a moment and gets back easily* huh... well, at least he's gone for now

Na'ze: :<

Voiding: why that face tho

Na'ze: I wanted to have fun with him

Voiding: Did you really expect him to do something interesting? He just kills for no reason like an average exe like mf-

Zetsubō: Stop that!

Na'ze: Oh I bet you're just a big softie on the inside

Zetsubō: How many drinks have you had!

Na'ze: One too many heheh

Shadow: (Jacoba be like…)

Voiding: *about to burst out laughing*

Zetsubō: *Summons Scythe*

Na'ze: *Blows kiss*

Zetsubō: URK-!

Shadow: (heh-)
Voiding: *laughing his ass off some meters away from them*
Shadow: …

Zetsubō: Stay away from me!

Na'ze: Oh come on, you're coming with me

Zetsubō: NO... NOOOOOO

Shadow: …
*Na’ze’s shadow goes back to normal, Shadow appears next to voiding*
Shadow: bro.
Voiding: *continues* I-IM SORRY I- *lmao*

Na'ze: *dragging him away*

Zetsubō: *Clawing at the sidewalk*

Shadow: Goodbye fake god…
Voiding: *finally stops* ahhh well, that’s one issue less.. right?

Zetsubō: T-T-Theivery Magic! User Speaker! Light disappearance!
*He fades into light energy*

Na'ze: Aww :(

Voiding: PFFFT- HAHAHHAHAHAHAH-
Shadow: oh.

Na'ze: Who?

Voiding: *inhale* *insults in another language*

*GG manifests behind then*
GG: No NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT HOW YOU SAY IT
Shadow: .

Na'ze: Hi

GG: …of course… you

Na'ze: I'm Na'ze :D

{Pronounced Nah-Zay btw}

(Thank god I thought it was pronounced naz-)

GG: …anyways, what do you guys want

Na'ze: do you know where the Flesh Eater Guy lives?

GG: oh yeah! I can get you there

Na'ze: thank you! *Hug*

GG: …
GG: yeah yeah you’re welcome..

*meanwhile wherever tf is Zetsu*

{Na'ze, Goddess of Love in Liam's dimension, but Zetsubō has her confused with Mara The Overlord of Layer 1}

(Huh- wait why “freaky” tho)

*the shadow of the girl doesn’t match with her actions*
*a voice is heard on zetsu’s head*
Shadow: I wouldn’t do that if I were you…

*He ignores Shadow and focuses on his orey. He's about to attack her before she turns around*
Na'ze: and you are?

Zetsubō: what...you're not Mara...

{Do you wanna know...?}

Shadow: Huh?
Voiding: .?

(Yes I do)

{hmmmm}

Na'ze: Oh you're that Flesh Eater Guy!

Zetsubō: wha- huh? How do you know me?

(I wanna know)

*they both go silent*

Na'ze: I know everyone silly, Why don't we go over to my place...

Zetsubō: What!? No! Why are you talking like that! Stop!

Shadow: (Does she have the pink effect or what)
Voiding: …?

Na'ze: C'mon it'll be fun!

Zetsubō: I will kill you!!!

Na'ze: Kinky...

Shadow: (When tf Elsuper’s “Rulify” started appearing in Bossfights..?)
Voiding: *trying not to laugh*

Zetsubō: *Stalking a girl with Long Pink hair*

Voiding: *next to Shadow* Should we…?
Shadow: ..

Zetsubō: Keheheh...

*…*

Zetsubō: 3...2...1.....

*Shadow and Voiding appear on a building nearby*

Zetsubō: *jumps down with his scythe*

Voiding: *activates HALT, freezing Zetsu in time*

Zetsubō: This guy again...

Voiding: This guy again, I’m not surprised you didn’t change at all

Zetsubō: *hyperventilating* What the f**k was that...where...where's my scythe...?

*a giant cross appears behind Zetsu*

Zetsubō: the f**k!?

GG: Hello there Zetsubō

*GG, Voiding, Shadow and Na’ze appear*

Na'ze: Heeyyy!

Zetsubō: How did you get here?!?!!?

GG: heh, we all got our own tricks Zetsu..
Voiding: hello
Shadow: …

Zetsubō: No...no!!! Portal to Externus! *Portal*

Shadow: *appears in front of the portal covering it* nope

Zetsubō: *throws him out of the way and jumps through*

Shadow: SONOFA- *grabs Na’ze and throws her and himself trough the portal*

Zetsubō: What do you want...

Voiding: idk I followed this ni- where did he go? *looking around (the Tempo effect passed, HALT cooldown started)*

Zetsubō: *slashes them back*

I need me some Crimson powers so let me hunt

Voiding: AGH- *Activates HOME, disappears and appears in front of Zetsu with health restored (COOLDOWN STARTED)*

*Zetsubō gone*

Voiding: uh oh..

*Sneaking behind Pink hair girl*

(Is she a specific OC?)

{yes but she freaky}

(Oh, who is she?)

{SHIIIIIIII-}

Zetsubō: I WILL TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB. YOU WILL NEVER-

Na'ze: Shhhh

Shadow: ...
*finally Voiding arrives (bro got lost lmaoo-)
Voiding: Im back guys srry for that-
Shadow: You took your time dont you..?

Zetsubō: *Trying to scream*

Na'ze: Shh shh shhhhhh No more

Voiding: huh
Shadow: .

Zetsubō: No... NOOOO

Na'ze: Oh c'mon its just me

Voiding: Yeah what's wrong with that

Zetsubō: NOT HER, NOT HER OF ALL PEOPLE AAAAGHHHHHHH

Shadow: uhhhhhhhhh
Voiding: *pokes her head* what about it is just like a person

Na'ze: :D

Zetsubō: SHE'S A F**KING RAPIST, I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT

Na'ze: *Chuckles a little*

Shadow: nah you're not, She will.

Voiding: wdym? *looks at her* looks totally normal to me