At the Dead of Night RP with Markipoo :> because for some reason this man lives rent free in my head-

Middo:"!"

*Scrap’s clumsy ass cartoonishly fell backwards, before rubbing their head with a slight grumble. They stood up quickly though* “Shit, man my bad!” *They curtly apologized and held a hand for F**king Markiplier to get up (I’m sorry but I find YouTuber rp’s hilarious for some reason-)

(Nah I do too, but I was watching his videos and was literally like: 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this is a gud rp, mmm, yes)

*he took your hand*
Mark: No problem, man. Uh- where you going in such a hurry? *ah yes, finally an equal challenger in height for him*

“Uh, I’d say to the next f**kin’ country.” *They squinted as they whipped their head behind them looking for the dude to see if they still got some time* “you got a car by chance?”

Mark: *long pause* it broke down about a four miles back.

“Oh you’ve gotta be shitting me-“ *Scrap sighed and facepalmed.* “You got a phone, by chance?”

*he pulled out his phone*
Mark: Yup.

(OH MAH GOWD YIPPEEE YOURE ONLINE AGAIN :D)
“Oh thank god, man, yer a lightsaber-“ *They paused,* “a-a lifesaver. N-not a lightsaber- Y-you get what I mean- But hey man, I just saw some creepy shit- A-and illegal shit too, so we gotta chop chop, call the cops- go***mnit that rhymed-“

(Hi lol)
*Smile*
Mark: Take a breath dude, but- illegal?

“The motherf**ker just beat the crap outta the- the- the- Y’know- the other- THE OTHER MOTHERF**KER! Pardon my French but- yeah-“ *Poor buddy did not have their head on straight rn, but Y’know it’s reasonable to be a good bit shaken up after witnessing what they did-*

Mark: *lightbulb moment* Ah-HAH! I knew the owner was suspicious! Nobody is just gonna say “Hey Mark” when you’ve never met them- of course!

*Oc’s name: Belle about 5’10 or 5’9 wears hoodie, jeans and boots and with long hair*

Whoa! Sorry there.

(mark better live rent free in yo head mf- /j)
dragnoc (he blind btw, he's like toph cuz he can feel movement): OH- sorry!

Mark: *He regained his footing* hey its no problamo- but what were you running from in such a hurry?

*he stands back up* well, uh, the owner was apparently killing something or someone back there while telling it to "go to sleep*, or at least that was what i was hearing, so i got scared and now i'm here

Mark: …huh. That’s not something you hear often. You said it was the owner?

yeah, or atleast i think it was, it sounded like his voice

Mark: I knew this place was fishy- Can you get back to your room? If I were you I’d take my loss and get the heck out.

i was already leaving-

*fingerguns*
Mark: One step ahead. But Im worried the owner might be prowling around, looking for us, if he saw you

well, we should start going then, it'd be best to get out as soon as possible-

Mark: True to that- my room is up the hall. *he slowly began walking*

Nori: SHIT I’m so sorry *accidently grabs his hand * oh!

Mark: No proble- oh. Uh- where you going in such a hurry?

Nori: *suddenly lets go* well uh I-i well..

*he smiled almost sympathetically*

I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! F**k all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. F**k this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. F**k "American pride". F**k the media! F**k all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!