one time saw someone shatter their legs

this is why he hates heights

Yes.

don't worry though it isn't that serious as it used to be

he's berry careful now

his favorite chocolate is Reese's

he once ate a solid 10 packs of them and did not regret doing so

Yes.

"i'm... *almost throws up* fine..."

NOO

don't worry he was alright in the end

phew :)

that was fast lmao

Drunk

He's 16

this man has been drinking since he was 6

Got suspended once for fighting back after getting jumped in the hallway

Yes

He looks like someone who had a horde of plants in his house but they all died cause he never watered them

gay twink /j

Technically canon tho