Blank Smash roster

Idea:
Mario is replaced with Jumpman, and despite the name he can only jump his own height, and dies when he falls from any height higher.
Weegee.
Bowser is... yeah... his down special is the same as Wario's and he's WAY slower and can't jump as high, heavier than even Master Hand.
Wario is dead the entire match and can't be interacted with, his costumes are also stages of decomposition so you can 'play' as wario's skeleton.
Sans is Ness.
Megamind is the only decent option.
Incredible Gassy is just Wario.
Goku might also be decent.
Same for everyone else.

Also:
Because of how obese Bowser is, he breaks most attacks including Weegee's final smash.
Unadded, but Pit is replaced with an actual pit that can move around and create a pit in all platforms below him.
Pacman works like he does in the original, touching anyone kills him and he needs to eat all pellets to one-shot everyone and consuming a power pellet does the same thing as his final smash except for the size change

Steve is also replaced with this.

Can someone make this into a shitty mod?

Bowser's down is the same as Wario's BUT it's always on max damage and burns players

Diddy Kong is replaced with P Diddy and he grooms whoever he grabs.
An odd character is also there, Stephano from Super Mario Scralaxy on Scratch.