IF THE EXPERT READER NEEDS MILLISECONDS TO ACTIVATE DEEP READING PROCESSES; HOW MANY GIGASECONDS DOES A LITERARY PRODIGY REQUIRE? AND IF I PERCEIVE NARU AS A SCHIZOPOSTER, AND IF THE DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT EXISTS... ... WHY AM I ONLY CONSIDERING THESE FACTS AFTER NARU BROUGHT THEM TO MY ATTENTION?