Smiling Cat

I MADE A COPYPASTA! I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS FREDDY FAZBEAR. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY, I HAVE DREAMED OF BEING A SILLY BEAR ANIMATRONIC WHO SANG THE TOREADOR MARCH. EVERY DAY, I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY “ HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR”. I SHINE A FLASHLIGHT ON MY FACE IN DARK DOORWAYS AT SCHOOL. IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ME AS A SILLY BEAR FROM A 10-YEAR-OLD MASCOT HORROR GAME THEN YOU ARE A FAZAPHOBE AND SHOULD GET YOUR SECURITY GUARD ELIGIBILITY CHECKED. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING