After cryogenic freezing failed to Revive humans, we learned how to 3d print life just by inserting DNA. A man named Walinstone Joesworth died once. He always wished to see the future so they inserted a small chunk of muscle tissue into the machine. Unfortunately it malfunctionedhalfway through. Unfortunately, we all know what happens when a 3d printer fails, it spits out stringy strands instead of an actual normal looking object. The unfinished body then fell onto the floor as blood poured out, along with the intestines, liver, some ribcage and spinal bones, just EVERYTHING poured out. The intestines on the floor oozing red blood and acidic clearish-green fluid, acid and mucus. The heart taking its last beats as the blood squirts out. With it the machine still printing, it began shooting out fluids and essentially what was a human, into human pasta noodles. The scientists looked at the machine, completely mortified; one even quickly fainted. The scientists Unfortunately had to tell Walinstone's family that they still wouldn't see him again until years after the technology had advanced.
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