There’s a certain dumb blond I’m thinking of and its not trump

Augustus gloop?

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

bro is Rowley jefferson

Blud asked Shrek to do the roar

Did Stevie Wonder make bro's hairline?

McDonald's wrappers fall around his feet like autumn leaves.

It’s caseoh’s child

Taylor Swift?

You miss spelled trailer

Oh nah

My mind immediately darted to the Know-it-all kid from Polar Express, I don't know why

Face be like “No no frfr mom I didn’t steal the chocolate”

(roast)

He just got kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet for eating too much