yap corner time

life is meaningless and we are all gonna die

real

Ever make friends with someone then a few days later, you find yourself wanting to murder them?

yeah lol

Do I wanna know what happened? lol

murdur

lol

What'd you do with the body?

Umm... K, bye! *runs*

go***amn it

tell her to go f**k herself and get a better one lmao

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Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat

lol

If you want space, I hope you take your helmet off as soon as you get up to venus and choke

why does my heart hurt irl

is this what its like to have a minor heart attack

Nooo u didnt get the reference :((

sorry :(

I wonder what happens if you say stun amogus backwards

sugoma nuts🥜

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damn thats a big sex life you got there

for me i have to get all a+s in all my classes and get perfec scores because f**k me i wanna be a f**king doctor so now I also have to research biology and medical SHIT until I realized that going to F**KING MIT+ MEDICAL SCHOOL WILL COST MILLIONS so I now have to get a batchelors in biology and then JOIN THE MILITARY so I get their "free" fully payed for college doing the most grueling work as a navy nurse to then use a g.i.joe to get 3 more years of college for medical school + the 4 years that the military gives me OH YEAH I F**KING FORGOT I NEED TO PAY BILLS TO and WHY CANT I GET THIS SHIT OFF MY MIND IM F**KING 12 AND 11 MONTHS OLD I NEED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT THIS SHIT

yeah lol

Wdym

Erm
This is the wrong way to use the temp🤓☝️

shud

no lmao

This is my imgflip cycle, this is me

real

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