Monkey

I believe u

True fear was when my friend accidentally almost forced me out of the closet to the entire school for a joke

funny story.
we reuse the same holloween decor. (like sane people)
we have this skeleton that we nail to our front door.
this skeleton is in my brothers closet.
my other brother had a thing he was doing with freinds so he needed bright clothing.
these are in a box and the skeleton is on top of the box.
so as im taking this down (im on a call with my mom) the skeleton falls off.
me being me i get inconvenenced. my mom asks why and im like:
ugh. that fell. there is now a skeleton in the closet.
she responds with:
the decoration?
no (lie)
the cat?
no
what is it then?
me. im out now.
does this mean anything? (she already knows)
no. its just a joke.

...

wait a minute... this isnt funny.

It wasnt a fly then ?

That would force me to make myself blind

Dayum

All to not be near wasps

Crazy

Look I hate bees but wasps are the worst

Spiders:

Depends on the size if it's bigger than my hand ( I got big hands ) then I run