Paradox Arc Part 1.mp3

*Marshadow looks into his ring box just in case if the ring is in there*
Paleo: Hey, Marshadow. Do you have anything I could u- What's that?
Marshadow: This I'm holding?
Paleo: Yeah.
Marshadow: Don't tell Meloetta about this, but this is a ring box. It contains a ring.
Paleo: Wait, let me guess. You're going to marry Meloetta?
Marshadow: Yeah. Since we've been together for a long time. I thought we could get married, this one will be a secret. Don't tell her about this, alright.
Paleo: No worries, your secret is safe with me. Unlike Blook though, he sometimes fails to keep secrets safe.

Blook: "Not the time to discuss marriage, Shadow Soul is back! Turns out when we defeated him he fled to his own little pocket dimension and plotted against us."

Paleo: Wait, what?
Marshadow: Hey, look up there.
*Points up to the sky*

*It's a portal where Shadow Soul's ship is coming from*

Paleo: But, that's impossible. He's still alive.
Marshadow: Who?
Paleo: Shadow Soul. It's one of our oldest enemies we faced back then. Turns out he's still alive.

???: "Hello?"

Marshadow: Huh?
Paleo: What?
Marshadow: I heard someone.

*They see a ghost Glaceon*
Glaceon: "Blook, can you hear me?"

Paleo: Uhh, Blook. I think it wants to see you.

Blook: "Rea?"
Rea: "Yes, it's me.

Paleo: Rea?

Blook: "Over there"
*A door to the rooms*

Paleo: I guess we had to pick which room.

*There's a magical portal that'll spit out items for everyone to decorate their rooms*

Marshadow: Well, in order to get to know our rooms. We need to decorate first thing.
Paleo: Yeah. Let's grab what decoration is best.

*Blook walks over to the level and enables Imagination Spout mode, making the portal summon whatever you want*

*Marshadow decorates his room with ghostly and darkish elements.*
Marshadow: Alright. Oh one more thing.
*He hangs a picture of him and Meloetta at the beach together on his wall.*
Paleo: Is that you and Meloetta at the beach together.
Marshadow: Yeah. We had a lot of fun back then.
Paleo: Ah. I see.

*Meanwhile, in Shadow Soul's ship, he's talking to a couple of interns*
SS: "SnooPINGAS usual, I see."

Intern 1: Not me, I-I didn't hear nothing about Blook and the others at a different place.
Intern 2: Uhh, me neither, especially I didn't hear the part about Marshadow thinking of marrying Meloetta. 😅

SS: "Then how do you know his Diancie's pregnant?"

Intern 1: Well we all know she got attacked by a Noivern but it's unknown how?
Intern 2: Maybe something.... you know to her.
Intern 1: What are you talking about?
Intern 2: You know.
*Whispers his ear*
Intern 1: Oooh. Now I see.

SS: "What?:

Intern 1: Ummm, well it's about uhhh... come here. I'm gonna whisper it to you.

*He extends his neck to Intern 1*

*He whispers to his ear about Diancie might've got pregnant by either someone with a pregnant potion or mated by somekind of pokemon*

SS: "I'd like to believe the former."
*Intern 3 comes in. And she's a GIRL!*

Intern 1: Oh, here comes Intern 3.
Intern 2: I wish we had real names.

SS: "You need to work your way up the company hierarchy to become recurring characters with real names."

Intern 2: Really?
Intern 1: What does Intern 3 had to say though?

Intern 3: "You boys need to pipe down. I just came in here because I heard Mr. Soul-"
SS: "Don't call me that."
I3: "Mr. Shadow Soul say 'pingas' and I was curious."

Intern 1: Maybe it's just his random words?

SS: "No, I actually said 'pingas' did you not hear?"

Intern 1: Well, I'm sure you said it as a random word, right?
Intern 2: I don't think he said a random word.

Intern 3: "Have you never watched The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog?"

Intern 1: How should I know? I just appeared on screen out of nowhere?

Intern 3: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Intern 2: So what's the plan to get rid of them?

SS: "I heard they were building a new castle, but we should target them where they are since they probably are expecting us to target the castle."

Intern 1: Well, they could be at a different place or at another dimension.
intern 2: Yeah, maybe.

SS: "I have a tracker on their Marshadow pal."

Intern 2: Who's Marshmallow?
Intern 1: He said "Marshadow" you ding nut! The ghost pokemon, the myth, the legend.
Intern 2: Oh uhh..... who is he?
Intern 1: 🤦‍♂️

Blook: "Wait i just realized didn't I blast back Shadow Soul's attack? How did the castle get destroyed if I blasted it back and then threw hands?"

Paleo: Maybe he either used teleportation, or he resisted it.

Blook: "That logic is dumb. How do your attacks resist being blown back by someone? Especially someone powerful like me?"

Paleo: Idk.
Marshadow: Do you remember when he was shooting cannons at the castle.
Paleo: I'm pretty that's what's he's using on the ship, why?
Marshadow: What if these cannonballs were powerful bombs.
Paleo: Hmm, idk?

Blook: "How the f**k would that change the fact I blasted them back?"

Paleo: That's just it, Blook. We just don't know how he manages to destroy the castle before being blasted back.
Dreepy, muffled in ice: Can somebody get me out of this ice.
Skeledirge: Oh yeah, sorry to keep you waiting.

*Blook melts the ice*

Skeledirge: I was going to do that, but ok.
Marshadow: So, how long till the castle is rebuilt?

Blook: "About 4 more rps"

Paleo: This might take a while, but it will be finished.
Marshadow: Do we have rooms?

Rea: "I'm why he added ice cream stands."

Paleo: Yeah, but don't eat lots of it. You ofc will get a brain freeze.

Rea: "I'm literally an ice type bro. It doesn't matter to me."

Dreepy: Why are you talking like some sort of teenage girl or something?

Blook: "Uhh, look behind you."
*A Frost Rotom is floating behind Dreepy*

Dreepy: Something is right behind me, isn't there?
Skeledirge: Hate to tell you this, but yeah.
*He covers he's before turning around and peek*

*It uses Icicle Spear*

Dreepy: EEK!
*He holds a sign that says "Help!, before getting hit*

Blook: "Bro think he in Looney Tunes"

Skeledirge: Is he ok?

*After a bit of f**kery, the ship's crew has to bail if they wanna survive*
Blook: "Flee like the bitchbabies you are."

*They managed to get everyone out of the almost destroyed castle*
Paleo: Alright, is that everyone?
Marshadow: I think so.

*Blook goes back to normal*
Blook: "I have a feeling that this arc is gonna be like when SMG4 had the castle changed."

Paleo: Ya think?
Marshadow: Who's SMG4?
Paleo: You don't know him?
Marshadow: How should I know, I've been living with Giratina years ago.
Paleo: Hmm, point made.

Game Master: "Yeah, I feel like we're gonna be gone this arc and come back to an original castle."

Dreepy: I can't believe that shadow ball thing just destroyed our home.
Skeledirge: Savage shadow!
Meloetta: Where did that portal even come from?

Blook: "He's actually using his humanoid form normally, but his ship got wrecked by me."

Paleo: Because of your Gigantamax power.
Marshadow: So what now? We can't just sit here and do nothing.

Blook: "Allow me to present to you..."
*A portal appears*
Blook: "My... Amazing Super Fun House!"

Paleo: We'll he ain't kidding about amazing.
Meloetta: Looks fun too, I bet Tink would love this game of Whack a Corviknight.
Dreepy: They made that?
Meloetta: Yeah, since her species is known to hate Corviknights. They somewhat made a game out of it.
Skeledirge: Sounds fun.

Blook and Rea: "Are you actually dumb enough to not pick up that Rea is who just appeared?"

Paleo: No. I'm just not familiar with Rea, alright. No need to be rude you two. And I'm also guessing that Rea could be one of your reletives, or your dead pokemon since she a ghost.

Blook: "When have my f**king relatives ever been part of the story?"
Rea: "I'm the f**king Glaceon!"

Paleo: How am I supposed to know? Your sister is reincarnated into a pokemon.
Marshadow: Are you guys gonna continue arguing about a ghost Glaceon while there is chaos happening rn?
*Points to where the chaos is going on*

*Shadow Soul fires at the castle*

Paleo: Oh shit! He's attacking!
Marshadow: Come on, we need to get everyone out of the castle!

*Blook blasts the big black balls back at him*

Paleo: You sure this will distract him?

*Blook floats away from the castle and goes G-Max*

Paleo: We'll get the rest out of the castle while Blook distracts him.
*They go in the castle*
Marshadow: Oh my. Look at the damaged he did.
Paleo: He seems to be getting stronger. But how?