Bush men

"SHIT THEY GOT OUT OF THE CONTAINMENT CELLS"

Magic probably…

“>:(“

:D

*putting them back in containment*

Noooo! Don’t imprison them!

Why would anyone contain these poor creatures?

"they stole all my food"

They don’t steal food! Everyone knows they get food from the sun

"then why did I find em in ma fridge!"

It was too hot outside

“Wouldn’t that be nicer for them ya know more sunlight…”

Maybe they just needed some water

The water dispenser is on the outside they were IN IT

They don’t have hands, they don’t know how to get it to work!

“Then how did they get IN IT!!”

They seem kinda angry at me

They’re just a bit grumpy today

guess they haven't had enough sleep or somethin?

They’re under a horrible curse

O - O

killmote: why are the bushes moving, WHY ARE THE BUSHES MOVING!?

That’s a bush man! They’re real common around here, have you never seen one before?

killmote: no, and now im real scared that all the bushes are alive now

They’ve always been alive, it’s just most of them don’t have legs and eyes

Can I pat

Be careful, they might bite

*pat*

*Glare*

O_O

Maybe be cautious… I think these ones are hostile

Ok-

BUSSSHHHHH

Yayyyy

Bush guys :>

they’re adorable aren’t they?