Montie: I once had to run an errand to Menard's just to buy a replacement toilet seat
Yansa: I once got sent by my sister to find a fossil just so she could ground it up in her tea
Gingerbread Man: I once got hired to track down a mutated rat who was attempting to start a ninjitsu cult with random turtles
Awenasa: I once entered a grocery store... such a strange place...