Subject 17 accepts his fate

So that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.

*record scratch and rewind noise* "Well, lemme tell you how it started."

This is why we're friends bro

me after maxing out the tough teeth perk (I just thought it'd be funny)

Well 17 can jog at like 30mph

I have an idea for an ability

Where if Subject 17 dies

In his last moments, he harnesses as much Singularity energy as he can and just stands back up

The "nuh uh" ability

"he merely pinked me" ahh perk

Canonically, with the ability, his body is dead when he gets back up, he just uses all of that energy to stay in control of his body

I like it

Also, his teleportation is cool

Cause in order to teleport he snaps his fingers

if he's teleporting at you down a hall is it like baldis basics

Well, he can only teleport wherever he's looking, and the max range is only around 35 feet

so theoretically if you were really fast and you were being chased down a long hall by a teleporter
it would be like baldis basics

Well, each teleport has a cooldown of around 10 seconds

baldi if he really had to use the restroom

I'd bet he sounds like Archer

He's like 20 😭