I destroy half my room in the process, but as long as I can capture and torture it, I call it a success

Frfr me too

Once I beheaded a fly with one of my knives, it was fun to see that sucker go

I once removed a female flies wings and gathered a bunch of male flies to rape her and when she got pregnant I burnt them all

Dang, that beats my killings. I've built a fly guillotine before, it's just hard to use it. I've also held public executions of flies with my friends before, by slicing them in half and flushing them down the toilet while playing the Russian anthem

That's nothing i gathered a bunch of flies and removed their wings, tied them up and let them see their families getting raped by other flies and then starve them to death and feed them to ants infront of them

Yeah, you win :P