Here before someone says smash

BOOBS

Yes

she has a WEINER and she puts it in MY MOUTH 🤑🤑🤑

LMFAO

she thinks birds and bugs fly by floating

Canon

same with anything else that flies
she also went to try a berry once to see if it was poisonous and it was a pebble

LMFAO

she does however know how to prepare acorns for consumption

sma rt lady 🥰

the secret is you boil them over and over until the water is clean

got punched in the face once

Canon

Once randomly sleepwalked and made chocolate chip and sprinkle pancakes, forced it into Gordon ramsay's mouth and he made a tweet and he approved it. She sleepwalked back to her house and woke up confused on why gordon ramsay positively tweeted abt her

LMFAO

She works at Starbucks but she gets the names right (meaning she can break the laws of physics.)

LMFAOO

So canon or nah

she loves to watch the Spilling the Milk YouTube channel

I hate to be that guy, but GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS

Sir

why there big bazoingers 😭😭

Ikr 😭

Simon’s the demons me and squad keep hunting in the woods for clickbait

Sumons

what the f**k.

Ahat

She loves cheese curds

Yes

RonaldoBrazil

spends way too much money at every store she goes to

Yes