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If a gay person becomes straight then where does the gayness go? Does a random other gay person absorb the gayness and become even gayer? Or does it distribute evenly across all gay people, making all of them a little bit gayer? My theory is that all the gayness is absorbed by your mom.

this only applies to people who aren't straight already

no, its literally impossible

even though the Bible is against being gay?

I ain’t getting straighter

looks like it wasn't you

this time