I'm two days into Belgium
Building my defensive line
There's this guy, let's call him Britan
Says to move back past the Rhine
But he doesn't really sit with me quite right
Because I just can't match his naval might
And I just keep thoughtlessly trowing soldiers
At the French lines in the middle of the night
I wake up under fire
And I wake up really cold
And I wake up in the mire
Seeing my food's all turned to mold
See, I don't like fightin' France
But I must obey as I've been told
So I just shoot around
And keep my head down and hope our lines will hold and
Austria keeps telling me that I'm doing so well
I try to trust him honestly I find it hard to tell
If I need guns or I need bombs
I try my best to remain calm
I tell myself, I say out loud
It's fine, I'll figure it all out
I tend to forget, my empire's quite young
In a way, this war war of mine has only just begun
I've got time
I've got time
I'm two days into Belgium
And I know I've crossed a line
'Cause that guy that we called Britan
Is now a enemy of mine
My allies say I'm crazy
Said I took it way too far
'Cause France was secret friends with Russia
Now I'm in a two front war
I'm only two days into Belgium
And my front lines are a mess
There's just so much that I want to rule
That I've not ruled yet
There's just so much land I want to take
And there's been so much death
Paris is so far away, it's easy to forget
That all my useless allies think that I'm doing so well
I try to see it honestly
This war's a living hell
If I've done wrong or I've done right
I need to rest after each fight
They said: Retreat!
I said: Alright!
I think I won't
I maybe might
I probably should just take it slow
But battles rage and I must go
The one thing that's important above everything else
Is to learn not to trust Italy when the war drums start to swell
I try belive it when I say
If it's meant to happen It'll happen anyway
I'll be fine
I've got time
I've got time
That's where I'm at
To be honest
Just two days
Two days into Belgium
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