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She nearly fell off a cliff while doing her job

she watches hello kitty

never hook up with a hello kitty girl bro 😭 she’s gonna go to your house and kill you because she’s getting paid 14,000 bucks to do it 😭🙏

4.5/10

Jacques: CLEAN YOUR FRICKIN SWORD

It’s an aesthetic choice for the one drawing, she doesn’t have blood on her sword all the time

She puts milk before the cereal

nobody’s that retarded

Look at that smug face, yes she f**king does AND SHE KNOWS ITS WRONG TOO

what smug face?

That hoe thinks she's better than me

need leg surgery cuz i can’t stand you hoes

An alien race once mistook her for a goddess and carved a Venus de Milo-esque statue of her. She currently keeps it in her attic/car trunk/rentable storage unit/IDK

No. f**kin caelum knockoff

LMAO

W job

yeah
kill people
get money
go to hell after

She once paid someone to go into a zombie infested exclusion zone to get a stuffed animal that she always wanted.

She's still waiting to this day.

i guess
idk why there’s so much cutesy suggestions but it sorta fits

She got that man killed without killing him.

She acts a lot like spy tf2