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So I was playing medieval rts. There is a 3v3 mode and I had this teamate. This was a map that had a lot of water it (passage map I think) and I had gotten farm's stolen from me. Then this teamate smack talks me for no reason. He is trying to act all cool and tough because he was "carrying"

Now first of all I WAS CONSTANTLY FIGHTING OVER DISPUTED LAND, SECOND OF ALL I WAS A BRK ASS NI- THIRD OF ALL HE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING FOURTH OF ALL HE HAD ALL MY FARMS

so eventually the enemies get a navy. So I do a miraculous play. There's this bay that via an amphibious assault I can reach our most powerful enemy who had his entire focus on a navy with the best ships in the
game. So I stealthily while his ships were away get an army on transports ships that aren't armed and I get chased around the ENTIRE F**KING MAP LET ALONE I WAS EVADING THE FASTEST, STRONGEST, TANKIEST BOATS IN THE GAME he still smack talked me. So I actually get my boats to the beach and I invade. The goal of the game is to destroy all enemy castles.

I flank all of them from their super well navally defended back and kill all four castles. THEN HE CLAIMS HE CARRIED

When he DID carry me was when I got invaded by a pathetic force while my entire army is getting severe cases of scruvy out at sea. LIKE BRO I WON THEM THE GAME AND HE STILL SMACK TALKS ME.