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when I was 4 I got scared when watching SpongeBob late at night because I thought patchy would bust in my room and tell me to turn off the TV

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when I was 4 I got scared when watching SpongeBob late at night because I thought patchy would bust in my room and tell me to turn off the TV

He will bust in your room???

When I was about 11 I technically got caught mashing my meat to SpongeBob. Back then I'd jerk off to those "top celebrity beach body" compilations on VH1 or whatever. But they had commercials, and I wasn't hanging around for that. So I'd switch to another channel during the breaks, but sort of "keep things going." Anyway, the result of this was that my older brother walked in on me, and I had just switched to nickelodeon. I'll never forget him saying "to SPONGEBOB?!?" and leaving the room dying of laughter.

When I was about 11 I technically got caught mashing my meat to SpongeBob. Back then I'd jerk off to those "top celebrity beach body" compilations on VH1 or whatever. But they had commercials, and I wasn't hanging around for that. So I'd switch to another channel during the breaks, but sort of "keep things going." Anyway, the result of this was that my older brother walked in on me, and I had just switched to nickelodeon. I'll never forget him saying "to SPONGEBOB?!?" and leaving the room dying of laughter.