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Like dude I skinned my thumb cuz I ate all the hangnail

Like dude I skinned my thumb cuz I ate all the hangnail | Anyone ever like accidentally skin their finger | image tagged in spam sega with this until a new jsr game comes out | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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what
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>be me
>have hangnail
>get hangnail off and eat it
>extra skin dangling off to the side
>eat that too
>oh shit I just consumed all the skin of my finger
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>be white blood cell
>work at the police station in a guy's body
>guy gets cold
>befriend a pill
>murder the sickness when guy is about to die
>return to normal
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Anthrax* not a cold
Anyway yuh
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osmosis jones plot summarized in a greentext
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Ong
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Yea
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yes
but i bite the inside of my mouth now adawys
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I sometimes skin my whole hand
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yep
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Objection.lol ooohh
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I'm going to touch you!
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He'd probably want you to
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What the f**k did you just say about the God Emperor of Mankind, you little heretic? I´ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I´ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Plasma Warfare and I´m the top Inquistor in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me, but just another Xeno scum. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of wich has never been seen before on Terra, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that heretic rambling to me? Think again, f**ker. As we speak,I am contacting my secret network of Vindicare Assasins across the Emperium, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You´re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that´s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperium of Man, and I will use it to it´s full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have know what unholy retribuition you little ''clever'' heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn ´t, you didn´t, and now you´re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you, and you will drown in it. You´re f**king dead, heretic.
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