“what did you do yesterday?”
“your mom”
“I don’t have one”
“oh… oh my, I’m so sorry for your loss”
“no there’s nothing to be sorry about, I just have two dads”

this is the most schizo thing I’ve ever wrote

"what did you do yesterday"
"two planes and towers, ehehe"
"what?"
"austrian painter"
"bro you're not making any sense"
"racism"